Target practice anyone “All Quiet on the Western Front” is a World War I movie about Germany and how they were losing people and how terrible wars were. Well tighten up your bootstraps and put your helmet on. Or not. Because the next war won’t have any survivors and maybe no more plants and animals! […]
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Does money grow on trees?
Do you have 50 bucks? Give it to me and I’ll give you 50 thousand! Thanks, but, I need 200 more before I can give it to you. No reely? (This is a good start for the use of my license plate “REELY”) You can hook them, but, can you reel them in? I once […]
I. I. I. – Is It Impossible?
Impossible to have 3 eyes? IS IT IMPOSSIBLE… Is it impossible that Russia is in the “Arms” racket? How much money will be spent to fight a war? Soldier lives don’t matter! Are these world leaders only in it for the money? Is it impossible that Putin, worth 80 billion, only wants his ego to […]
Golf playin-thru yucks
Putting green and allll I love watching golf. I sit in my backyard and watch it from a medium-sized screen TV. I have a dish network that allows me to record and play back my golf. That way I can fast forward thru the commercials. But, now they have “playing through” where they show a […]
Paradise is my backyard
My lot is 1/5 of an acre. 1/3 of that is my backyard. That sounds small and it actually is. But, what if you had that all to yourself? Can you say “mancave”. That is what it is like for most of the year. And northern Virginia has the luxury of 4 seasons. During football […]
White Ink Blues
After typing all day I noticed I used up all my ink. I had so much to say. Maybe that is why no one will read my stuff… Last year we went to the beach like we do every year. I sat down at a bar. I usually like meeting new people. That’s why I […]
Knight, some nights
>Does it make you think? …Ali of thoughts Have you ever wondered what someone else was thinking? Mostly you look at them and their facial expression and you semi-immediatly know what they are thinking. You go to a fast food place with your kid and you look up at the menu and you look over […]
Lone soles blues
Hearing about people walking in parks or on the streets getting mugged all the time is despicable. People should always pair up before taking a walk. Unless they are close proximity to one another and have it planned to meet. But from a criminal aspect, crooks don’t want to hold up, rape or terrorise unless […]
Comin’ out of the Chartroom #closet
Hey! Knucklehead…Close the door! The navy really was an adventure. I joined bootcamp on my 18th birthday. I had to get out of Memphis. My superior joked at me. We had to shit, shower and shave in 10 minutes. Me, having never shaved before, cut myself a few times. He joked that most recruits don’t […]
A prison not my own
Today is my lucky day. I was released from a mental institution and ready for a glass of wine. I’m not sure why I was put in there. I didn’t hurt anyone. Maybe I was mean to my wifee? But all wives deserve a little poking otherwise they would dominate you. Not spousal abuse; just […]
Fooore!
…little birdies in one round of golf->A gander of gosling. Playing golf is fun. It is challenging and offers a lot of exercise. I mostly enjoy being partnered with others, it’s called ‘walking on’. When you get partnered with others whom you haven’t met makes it very interesting. Then I get to recycle my jokes […]
STOP
…and pick up that garbage- >Just a walk in the park. Exercise is the second way to live. First of course is eating. But, exercise is so easy. Try walking. I try to walk everyday in addition to normal life. I have a nice little park a few blocks away. There is a beautiful little […]
Hello
…remember me- >Photo from Washington Post Magazine story contest. “Hello?” she answered. “Hi, you probably don’t remember me, but”… replied in a raspy yet innocent tone. “We were in the fourth and fifth grade together.” “What time is it?” She answered. “Oh, I’m sorry, it’s nine-o’clock there I think. It’s four in the morning here […]
The Wave
…a good morning hello- >Ride the wave. Imagine going to a sporting event and the crowd starts doing the wave. Perhaps the announcer instigates the crowd or maybe just one fan stands up and throws his arms in the air and his neighbor joins in and his/her neighbor joins in. And before you know it […]
A Beautiful Awakening
…Wishing every-one the same- >Clouded river. This morning was a beautiful awakening. The glowing Sun was peaking over the sparkling prairie. Dew drops in this morning to bead sprinkles on the clover. The morning glory is climbing for joy. I should also mention the chipper of a couple lovebirds outside my window. For a […]
Picture yourself
…it’s you or your phone- >Picture yourself, not your phoney. People around the world are being drawn into the web. Don’t let it take control over you. There are many forms of addiction. But, if you simplify it, it isn’t an addiction, but more like a craving out of control. Break it down and it […]
Best MOM
…ever! >Painted by Grandma Brunner. She really was the best ever. At least most of her children believe it is true. She raised five wonderful kids all by herself. She did hire a maid occasionally to help around the house. But, for such a small house it wasn’t totally necessary, except don’t forget about the […]