For All Walks of Life

( Football High Step Agility Trainer)
Never get tired.                                         Picture copyrighted?

A football field with Super Bowl champion Chicago Bears (#fakenews, #oops) at practice and working out. They are exercising with the usual outdoor equipment including two rows of tires bound together with about 7 tires in each row. The players line up as usual. One at a time each player high-steps in a slight jog with their knees almost reaching their chest.

The camera rotates from a head-on shot to one perpendicular to the row of tires and following the last player is a cat successfully high stepping though the tires just like the players. And then a dog follows and he too successfully maneuvers through the tires. And they are followed by a horse, then a cow, a moose and then an elephant (any other animals are optional).

The announcer mikes up and says: “TIRE Dexercise Tires: Tires for all walks of life.”

A twist or variation to be used for the next year could have instead of these animals, use team animals and people like Patriots, Jaguars, 49ers, Bills, Bears, etc.

So, if you own a tire company you can use this brilliant idea for advertising which will bring you millions in sales. #imjussayin
And don’t forget about me!


Published by Daniel Shea

I am a happily married knucklehead. Born in Chicago and raised in Memphis and Prairie du Chien Wis. I wish someone would benefit from my ideas. And I wish I didn't get so many spams. #niceday

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