There is a virus called the #covid-19 that is like a common cold or flu. Except it is a lot more strong and threatening. One of the symptoms is a cough. Now everyone is wearing a mask. But, if they have to cough they have to remove the mask and cough into their elbow!
The “Coff-an Cup”, simply cut out the bottom of a paper cup. Put a paper towel or tissue and rubber band at the top. There. Cough as much as needed. Voila, replace towel/tissue when necessary. Maybe after 5 coughs or 10 coughs. And maybe each day. It is good when you are in public and you have a little cough or maybe a smoker’s cough. You can even use a string or dental floss attached to the rubber band and hang it around your neck or from your belt. It’s a lot better than coughing in your elbow?
People like coughing in the inside of there elbow. That may work if you don’t have a Coff-an Cup. What pose do you make the most besides putting your hands in your pockets? Yes, brilliant, you cross your arms. And you put your hands right where you coughed.
Actually we shouldn’t shake hands any more. We should all just pump fists. Some people just shake hands with a tight grip just to show how manly they are #trumpdat. Well if you have to, then pump fists and try and break their knuckles! No, reely. When you go to the bar and the bartender remembers you then you want to shake hands. Don’t! Pump fists so he won’t feel obligated. And maybe, he just coughed into his hand (non shovanistic).